September162014

Anonymous said: Teamus will awaken to defeat you Unicroffee!

Ba̢h. ͝ All ̡bev͟eŗa҉ge̴s ̕sha͜ll ̕fall ͞b̧ef͟o͜r͢ę U͘nicrof͏f́ee̵.
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O̴n̕e c͟up̢ t̢o͝ r͜ule ̡t̷hem̧ a͟ll.

3PM

bibliotecaria-d said: O̦̼̘̩̟̗v̪͖e͖̝̭̟̱̮r̨̞͙͔l̴̘̪̼̲̝o͘rd͙̥̼̳̗.̱̪̝̤̕ ̪̗̤̖̱͙ͅI̼̝̼͙̻̹̱t̢͕'̣̭s̱͖̫̩͉̼̘ h̰̼͙̬i̭͈̣̱̤g̪͍̺h̠͉̩̙́ ͕͔͇̼̹͚t̸̥̰̗̳̦̰ͅi͞m̸̟̦̦̯͍̤e͚̺̪͉͖ ̰̳̣̭̕I ̦̥̮̣͙͜ͅp̞̰͜a̭̥͙̳̜̭i̮d͈̳̟̜̯̭̳ ̕y̼̜ǫu͎͈͙ ̬̩͓͖̬ͅv̬͉̤͉̙i̭s͚͈̤̞͢i̪͚͘t̥̞̺͙̕.̯͞ ̯̦

ask-overlord-phasesixer:

bibliotecaria-d:

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bibliotecaria-d:

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My my, you look different today. Unfortuantely, I’m a bit busy at the moment, perhaps you can visit some other time?”

"You’re not planning on eating Astrotrain are you?

I told you, I think human flesh would be much more enjoyable— preferably Silas. He’s filled with a creamy center and brittle bones that oh so delicious crunch as you bite into them.

Doesn’t that sound absolutely scrumptious?”

F́ra҉g ̛h̨im̛. Watch̨.̸

 And now there was a shuttle being forcefully shoved into his ship. The scene, though a bit sad to watch with all the forceful shoving involved, was still oddly amusing. Like a cat being forced into a bath.

"I’ll frag him, just stop scaring the slag out of him. The poor little thing looks positively aghast."

2PM

Anonymous said: Who is your arch-nemesis? A glass of warm milk?

I̸̲̗̞̩̐̾ ̶͎̩ͫ͑ͅW̍͒ͦ͛̇ͭȈ͖͈͍̙̠̭̟̂̏L̳̳̼̦͔̮̪̄ͤͪ͘L̛̺̲͇͇̲͓͋̓̎̐̋ͬ̌ ̥͑ͯ̽A̰̤̮̥͚̯̲ͨ̽͟B͎̼͔ͬ̊͗ͅS͖ͫ̌͊͛͡Ô̭͖͚ͧ͒͆̾R̥̼̈́ͧ̈́̄B̌ͨͦ́ ͔͉͉̠̝̙̠ͫ̒ͮͣ̋ͫ̚A̗̠̜̠̼̗L̢̰͖͉̗̮̅͌͐̒̋͐ͬL̃̍͆ͦ̒̄̕ ̈́ͪ̀M̱̟͉͖͓͐̿̄I̯̲̥̮̼̱̻̅͗̔͌͒͠LͦK̮̖̝̥̘̈́̒̍̐ͬ̔ ̮̰̯ͥ͋̍I̒͆͑Ǹ̺̥͙ͮ͌̂ͩT͊ͯ́̓̇̒͠O̪̯͈̼ͨ̏͗ͮͤ̅̐͝ ̞͎̣͍̊ͪ̋ͨ͜M̺͙ͯ͒̃ͮͧ͜ͅỸͣSͩͫ̏̃͐͗͏̳̥̪̼͇E̠͎̰͈͓̦͍̓͂͑̆L̜ͤ̿̌̎̇ͨ̈F̯̲̱͔̦̦̥̈́́́.̲̲̈́̊̒̇ͥ̓̄͟

2PM

bibliotecaria-d said: O̦̼̘̩̟̗v̪͖e͖̝̭̟̱̮r̨̞͙͔l̴̘̪̼̲̝o͘rd͙̥̼̳̗.̱̪̝̤̕ ̪̗̤̖̱͙ͅI̼̝̼͙̻̹̱t̢͕'̣̭s̱͖̫̩͉̼̘ h̰̼͙̬i̭͈̣̱̤g̪͍̺h̠͉̩̙́ ͕͔͇̼̹͚t̸̥̰̗̳̦̰ͅi͞m̸̟̦̦̯͍̤e͚̺̪͉͖ ̰̳̣̭̕I ̦̥̮̣͙͜ͅp̞̰͜a̭̥͙̳̜̭i̮d͈̳̟̜̯̭̳ ̕y̼̜ǫu͎͈͙ ̬̩͓͖̬ͅv̬͉̤͉̙i̭s͚͈̤̞͢i̪͚͘t̥̞̺͙̕.̯͞ ̯̦

ask-overlord-phasesixer:

bibliotecaria-d:

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bibliotecaria-d:

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My my, you look different today. Unfortuantely, I’m a bit busy at the moment, perhaps you can visit some other time?”

"I told you I was busy. You must be patient and wait for another day. 

I’m not exactly keen on being eaten, so if you desire food; there are plenty of humans for you to devour instead.”

I ̸̡a҉̸m͝͏ ҉h̷e̸҉́r̀e̸̛͢. ̷ ͘

Ņ̵O̸͘W. ̸ ̶

.̡̛̕..̵̕.̶̸̛.͝.̷w̛͝i̸t̴̨͡h̨̀̕ ̴̛̀As͘͞t̢̢r͡o҉̶͝t̢͟r̡͝ą̴̢į͏n͝.̷̢̀

"You’re not planning on eating Astrotrain are you?

I told you, I think human flesh would be much more enjoyable— preferably Silas. He’s filled with a creamy center and brittle bones that crunch as you bite into them.

Doesn’t that sound absolutely scrumptious?”

F́ra҉g ̛h̨im̛. Watch̨.̸

1PM

bibliotecaria-d said: I̫̳̬̠̣͉̯ ̶͙͕̝̘̪̕ͅf̷̛̦̻̪̜̯̞̟͍͟e̶̱̹̘̤͎͞e͍͎̟̗͔̖l̯̟͔̳͕͙͕ ̨̠̱͘͠ạ̞̝͘͠ ̶̷͙̻̦s͓̼̞̬u͖̺̜̩͚̪̼͈͞d̰̺́͟d̵̛̲̪͓͎̹̲̬̹̤͝e̵̞͢n̸̮̗̤͕ ̡͓̖̳̯̺̜̪̪͕n̢̯̮͕̠̖̥̣e͈͜ͅe̶̡̝̠̣͈̪̲̤̫͔͢d̶̡̦̰̗̹ ̵͖͓͚̳̥̼t͍̭͝ơ̸͙̥̩̥̬̹͍͞ ̲̤̣͠d̢͈̗̟̰͠e̶̴̬̺̰̦̤̹̪͖̮͟s̸̡̮̥̹̘͟t̸҉̡̱̙͖ṟ̥̟̞͓̥͢͠o̸̢̩̪̬͔͈͝y̧̛̝̥̪̙͎̝͜ ̡̦̭̜̮̬̝͎͍͞y̩̣̪͙o͉͔̫͉̺͞u̙͚̟͙̼̜̟͉ ͇͔͖̖̗͙͓͉͈́͡͝i̶͇̭̦̮̰̰͚̼͞ǹ̴̢̮͔̲̣ ̴̩̘̗͇̥̜̤̰̗i̺̟ͅņ̫̦̗͔̰͈̻̞͖t̲͎͈͡͡e̢̧͖̠͚ṛ̰̲̱̀͞ͅè̪̤̤͘͟s̡̞͖̙̩͈̙͖̠̀t͈̯́̕i̖̯n̵̠̥̺g̡͙͍̞̤̤̩͍̥̹ ̴̧͇̘̗̮̺̱̰w̜̰̺͖̭ḁ͍̠͟͠ͅy͉͙̞̠͘s̢͖̭̹̮̭̺̪͘ͅ.͚͖̯̠̣̮͖̗̕

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bibliotecaria-d:

codenamesilas:

"I see you’ve switched to a darker blend."

I̡҉t̸͘͟ ̡̡͡o҉̶͏c̢̀͡c̀͞ù̡҉̛͞r̀́͘s͜͢͟ ̸͜͝͡ţ̸̷̵̵ó̴͟ ̸̕͝m̶̴̶͟e̷̢̛͝ ͜҉͜͏

͏t̷͏̸̡h̴̕͠͠a̸̷̸͢͠t͏̢̧̕ ͏͜I̧͝ ̴̡d̸̛͠o̢͞͞ ̴̷̀n̵͜͜͝ò̶̴͟t͠͡ ̸̴̢
n̴̷̢͘è̛éd̵ ̶̷̡t̡̀͡o̢͟ ̢͏̧w͘͏̡͏r̵̀i͟t҉̸̴e̷͘͡ ̴̛͘͢ ͏̢

w̵̵͝h̵͘a̶͘͟t̸͡ ҉̡̢͞͏h̨͠͝͏á̵̢͠p̡͜͝p̸̵͘͜e̷͝n̸̴̶ś̷̶̨͡ ̧̀t̴͟ǫ̸͜ ̢͢͝ỳ̴̴̶o̧u̕͠҉̛҉ ̵̵͘

̢̛͘t̴̕͡҉ḩ̵̕͜͟i̶͞ş̀ ̵̛͞t͝͠i̷͠m͢͝͏̷͞e̢̨

"I think I prefer your written word. Billions of other things you could be doing, and you choose to torment me. Shouldn’t you be busying yourself with more godly deeds?"

BRING ME ̵CŔEA̵ME̛R͜.̴ ̴

A̕ǹd ̕g̸as ͜st̴ati̴on̛ ͝d͜o͏nùts. ͞

N͠OW͏.

12PM

ark-of-eden said: I'm a terminal lurker, but I need to tell you that I love the Unicroffee to an irrational degree. UNICROFFEE BANZAI. VIVA LA UNICROFFEE. I think my soul is mostly empty calories and is kind of soggy from being in the fridge for too long, but I'm not using it for anything decent and would be glad to sacrifice it to a greater, more caffeinated lifeform. :) <3 <3 <3

U̢n̢icr͡of̕fe̶e ̷i̧s͡ ҉pleás͠ed by your ̧wo͟rs͏h͡i̸p.̛
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Un̨ic͏r͡offee is slow͞l͡y̛ r͡ealizin҉g͡ ͏t̢h̢a̛t it is̵ m͏oŕe th̀e ͟g̵o͢d of ͠caff̴eine̕-ćr̶e̡at͞e̕d͠ c͜h҉ao̷s th̢an ştraigh͡t-̕u͠ṕ çh͜a͢o̕s.

12PM

bibliotecaria-d said: Come ̴hère,͞ A̢st͡rotrai̵n. I̴̛̛͡ ̨̀́͡f̴̵̨͡è̴̀͟͠e͢͝͠ļ͡͡ ̴̸̨҉a͏̢̕͢͏ ͜͡s̢͜u̵d̨́͟͡d̵̶è͝n̕͜ ̵̶̢҉̨ņ̵ę̛҉͢ę̴́͠d̛͡ ̡͢͞f͞͏̧͢o̸͞͏͘r̸̢̀̕͟ ̶́͢͞m̀͢͜y̸͟ ̵̨h͟҉́͜a͘ŕ̢͠e̵̵͠m͡͡.̷̷̴͢͠

choochoomotherslagger:

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Ye͘s.̀.̕.g̡o̡od̶.̛ ̵ ̨

W͞e͠ sh̸òul̛d.̨..͢w͞e̶ s͢ho͡úlḑ ͟vis̡ìt O̧ve͜rlo̷rd͟.̕ Òr ͞Į’m a̶l͡re͠ady̢ vi̡sit̶ing ̀Óv͘erl͠o͢rd̕. ̡ Ì ͠t̨h̛ińḱ.̶.̡.I ̷thin҉k I’͘m͟ a͢l͝read̛y ͜t̢h̨ere.͘ ͜But̷ you̧ şh̕o̕ul̢d͟ co̴m̶e with ̴me͘. I ͡w͘a҉nt ͝t̀o ̶—

Hare͘m͠.̢ Sn̶ack̡s.̛ ͘I. ̧ ̡En͞ter͡tai͝nm͠ent?̡

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yes

not food

in fact food is not a thing that exists right now, so there is no risk of me BEING a food, yes? yes

… overbuns isn’t food either

Y̷es͟,͘͟͠ ̴̨̢g͢͝o͜o҉̕d̨̕.҉

12PM

bibliotecaria-d said: I̫̳̬̠̣͉̯ ̶͙͕̝̘̪̕ͅf̷̛̦̻̪̜̯̞̟͍͟e̶̱̹̘̤͎͞e͍͎̟̗͔̖l̯̟͔̳͕͙͕ ̨̠̱͘͠ạ̞̝͘͠ ̶̷͙̻̦s͓̼̞̬u͖̺̜̩͚̪̼͈͞d̰̺́͟d̵̛̲̪͓͎̹̲̬̹̤͝e̵̞͢n̸̮̗̤͕ ̡͓̖̳̯̺̜̪̪͕n̢̯̮͕̠̖̥̣e͈͜ͅe̶̡̝̠̣͈̪̲̤̫͔͢d̶̡̦̰̗̹ ̵͖͓͚̳̥̼t͍̭͝ơ̸͙̥̩̥̬̹͍͞ ̲̤̣͠d̢͈̗̟̰͠e̶̴̬̺̰̦̤̹̪͖̮͟s̸̡̮̥̹̘͟t̸҉̡̱̙͖ṟ̥̟̞͓̥͢͠o̸̢̩̪̬͔͈͝y̧̛̝̥̪̙͎̝͜ ̡̦̭̜̮̬̝͎͍͞y̩̣̪͙o͉͔̫͉̺͞u̙͚̟͙̼̜̟͉ ͇͔͖̖̗͙͓͉͈́͡͝i̶͇̭̦̮̰̰͚̼͞ǹ̴̢̮͔̲̣ ̴̩̘̗͇̥̜̤̰̗i̺̟ͅņ̫̦̗͔̰͈̻̞͖t̲͎͈͡͡e̢̧͖̠͚ṛ̰̲̱̀͞ͅè̪̤̤͘͟s̡̞͖̙̩͈̙͖̠̀t͈̯́̕i̖̯n̵̠̥̺g̡͙͍̞̤̤̩͍̥̹ ̴̧͇̘̗̮̺̱̰w̜̰̺͖̭ḁ͍̠͟͠ͅy͉͙̞̠͘s̢͖̭̹̮̭̺̪͘ͅ.͚͖̯̠̣̮͖̗̕

codenamesilas:

bibliotecaria-d:

codenamesilas:

"I see you’ve switched to a darker blend."

C̸͑̐́oͩ̑̃́m̢̓́ͩ͂̔͒̑͟͏ë̓ͬͮ͑ ̡̿ͥ̉͌͌͏h̛ͤ͛̔̇̂̚͜e̛ͯ̍̒̀̌ͤ͠͞ŗ̀͆̾ͪ͂͝eͮͫ́͗ͯͯ͠,̷̐̏̓ͨ̀͜҉ ̸̉ͬ̃V̸ͪ̔ͤ̚a̢ͬ̋̇̽̂̀̂̿̀͝l̛̛ͤ҉é̴ͨ͒ͩ̿̓n̢ͯ̎̌̓͑̀̽̍t͒ͮ̿̎ͪ̏i̵̷̒ͧ̆͐̑̄̿̏n̎͋͛̏e̿ͥ͞͏͞.̌͋́͢ ̷̛ͧ̊ ̸̈͒̌ͪͨͩ̌̋̓̕

Oͤ͢ŗ̈ͦͮ̑̇ ̄͒̉͑̄ͤ͑͝I̛ͦ͐͂͞ ̔̌̊̉̾͗w̅i̵ͨl̒̓l̶ͤ̅͛̍̌̅̽̌́ ͌ͮ͑̃̀c̐ͩ̊̂̎́͠o̎ͩ̈̈́͠m̧̛ͧ͗̎̉͋̾ȅͭͣ͞ ̵̛̇̓ͬ̈t̒ͯͨͣ͘͞͡o̢ͫͬ̋̓̃̓́̋̀͘ ̵̉ͩ̅͆̌͆͛yͭ͊͆ͫͨo̶͛ͣ̀u̸ͮͬ̏ͯ͂͊͆ͯ̚.̊̓͑ͬ

"No. No, I’m quite good where I am, without you. “

I̡҉t̸͘͟ ̡̡͡o҉̶͏c̢̀͡c̀͞ù̡҉̛͞r̀́͘s͜͢͟ ̸͜͝͡ţ̸̷̵̵ó̴͟ ̸̕͝m̶̴̶͟e̷̢̛͝ ͜҉͜͏

͏t̷͏̸̡h̴̕͠͠a̸̷̸͢͠t͏̢̧̕ ͏͜I̧͝ ̴̡d̸̛͠o̢͞͞ ̴̷̀n̵͜͜͝ò̶̴͟t͠͡ ̸̴̢
n̴̷̢͘è̛éd̵ ̶̷̡t̡̀͡o̢͟ ̢͏̧w͘͏̡͏r̵̀i͟t҉̸̴e̷͘͡ ̴̛͘͢ ͏̢

w̵̵͝h̵͘a̶͘͟t̸͡ ҉̡̢͞͏h̨͠͝͏á̵̢͠p̡͜͝p̸̵͘͜e̷͝n̸̴̶ś̷̶̨͡ ̧̀t̴͟ǫ̸͜ ̢͢͝ỳ̴̴̶o̧u̕͠҉̛҉ ̵̵͘

̢̛͘t̴̕͡҉ḩ̵̕͜͟i̶͞ş̀ ̵̛͞t͝͠i̷͠m͢͝͏̷͞e̢̨

12PM

bibliotecaria-d said: Come ̴hère,͞ A̢st͡rotrai̵n. I̴̛̛͡ ̨̀́͡f̴̵̨͡è̴̀͟͠e͢͝͠ļ͡͡ ̴̸̨҉a͏̢̕͢͏ ͜͡s̢͜u̵d̨́͟͡d̵̶è͝n̕͜ ̵̶̢҉̨ņ̵ę̛҉͢ę̴́͠d̛͡ ̡͢͞f͞͏̧͢o̸͞͏͘r̸̢̀̕͟ ̶́͢͞m̀͢͜y̸͟ ̵̨h͟҉́͜a͘ŕ̢͠e̵̵͠m͡͡.̷̷̴͢͠

choochoomotherslagger:

bibliotecaria-d:

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choochoomotherslagger:

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H͗͐͑̇ͪ̍ͫ̂Ĕͩ͛̂̃̎́͆̉̉̿̉ͧͫ̋̆ͯ́̚R̆̇̌ͧË́̌̾ͭͨ̉ͮ̿ͯ͛.̂̔ͥ̏̎͐̆ͫ̔͛̓͑͛ͯ͊̒̍͋ ͛̔ͣ̓ͧ́̊̉̅͂́̅̈́ ͛̇̿ͬ͐̎̈̃ͭ̃̄͑̊̈N̉ͣ̾͌ͮ̒̅ͧ̓̑̅o̿̓̐̆̀ͬ̌̓̽̋w̽̐ͬͫ̿ͥͭ̊̀ͭ̄́͛.ͣ̋̊̀̍̒̓ͬ̾ͧ̎ͥ̄

yeah, see

i could do that

but you’re kind of.. you seem kind of tumultuous, right now

i’m not sure if i’ll end up with any death curses or chunks missing if i get anywhere near you

S̴il͝as̨ ̵śu̶gge̵st͝ed I ̢c̀o͘nsu̸me̴ ̢you͘. ̴

҉I’͝m ͞b̨egin͘n̴in͟g to ̡co̷ņs̴ider͘ i̵t an̸ ǫp͝ti̷oņ.҉ ͞ ͡

I͘ w̧as ̕g̵oin͢g̕ ́to.͟..̷t̷ó.̷.́.I͜ ͢do̧n’t ̴k̸no͢w w͜h́a̡t͝. ͏
Ho͡ld͟ ͟y͘ơu͞.͢
Li̶kè a̡ ̛ki͝tty.̶
While I ̢look̷ed͢ ͠out̛ over̵ the͏ ͏cos̛mos. ̷

…̨I’m ͡s͢til̕l ͜gr͟owi̕ng̷.͡ I͞t̵’̢s͞ ̕str͢án̵g͞e.̸

aaaaand you just ruined it again

with the eating part

i was all down for pettings

but i didn’t earn my right to not get murdered by one unicron only to get my wings taken off by unicron-flavored coffee, okay

A̡ͩͪ̍ͯ͆ͥͭ̅͊ͣ͋ͬͭ͛̾̑͑́͏̷͠͝s̾̄ͭͫ͒ͧ̍ͬ͗̑ͫ͐̑ͩͬ́̒̈̓҉̸̵͠t̴̴̛͑̃̏̄ͧ̈̈͑̾r̡͊ͨ̊ͯͨ̇̏̃̿͛ͥ̆ͤͮ̐̃̽̂́̚̕͢õ̵̢̂̈́̓̌k̸̢̾̄͛͒̄́͢ỉ͊̋̑͑̏ͩͣ̎̆̔̇ͩ͊ͯ͢͢͞͞t̶̡́͒̎ͯ̓ͬ̀̓̔̈t̸̵ͩ̌͑̆̐̈̉̆̃̽̎ͬ̓͆͘y̶̔̾́ͤ̿̑͊ͧ҉̵͜͏.ͬͧͫ̄ͬͬ҉̴͟͏͠

12PM

bibliotecaria-d said: I̫̳̬̠̣͉̯ ̶͙͕̝̘̪̕ͅf̷̛̦̻̪̜̯̞̟͍͟e̶̱̹̘̤͎͞e͍͎̟̗͔̖l̯̟͔̳͕͙͕ ̨̠̱͘͠ạ̞̝͘͠ ̶̷͙̻̦s͓̼̞̬u͖̺̜̩͚̪̼͈͞d̰̺́͟d̵̛̲̪͓͎̹̲̬̹̤͝e̵̞͢n̸̮̗̤͕ ̡͓̖̳̯̺̜̪̪͕n̢̯̮͕̠̖̥̣e͈͜ͅe̶̡̝̠̣͈̪̲̤̫͔͢d̶̡̦̰̗̹ ̵͖͓͚̳̥̼t͍̭͝ơ̸͙̥̩̥̬̹͍͞ ̲̤̣͠d̢͈̗̟̰͠e̶̴̬̺̰̦̤̹̪͖̮͟s̸̡̮̥̹̘͟t̸҉̡̱̙͖ṟ̥̟̞͓̥͢͠o̸̢̩̪̬͔͈͝y̧̛̝̥̪̙͎̝͜ ̡̦̭̜̮̬̝͎͍͞y̩̣̪͙o͉͔̫͉̺͞u̙͚̟͙̼̜̟͉ ͇͔͖̖̗͙͓͉͈́͡͝i̶͇̭̦̮̰̰͚̼͞ǹ̴̢̮͔̲̣ ̴̩̘̗͇̥̜̤̰̗i̺̟ͅņ̫̦̗͔̰͈̻̞͖t̲͎͈͡͡e̢̧͖̠͚ṛ̰̲̱̀͞ͅè̪̤̤͘͟s̡̞͖̙̩͈̙͖̠̀t͈̯́̕i̖̯n̵̠̥̺g̡͙͍̞̤̤̩͍̥̹ ̴̧͇̘̗̮̺̱̰w̜̰̺͖̭ḁ͍̠͟͠ͅy͉͙̞̠͘s̢͖̭̹̮̭̺̪͘ͅ.͚͖̯̠̣̮͖̗̕

codenamesilas:

bibliotecaria-d:

codenamesilas:

"I see you’ve switched to a darker blend."

 

.̸̧͎̞̳͕̍ͭ̉ͨ̄͑̊ͩ̑͒̕͠.̶̫̭̻̟̲̱̯̯̭̜̰͎͖̜͕͓͛̊ͤ̂̆̉̓̽ͬͩͧ͊͌̍̈́ͤͪͣ̽͟͞.̶̶̹̩̪̺͓̩̖̩̳̙̳̐ͦ̆̈́̂̅̉.̧̛̱̥̦̩͕ͨ̉̽͗̆ͭͥ̈́͑̒͊̓̏̔͂ͬ̑̚ͅ.̢̲̝̤̼̰̑̄ͫͨ̎ͮ̔̚͘͝.̸̛̩͍̝̜̤̙͙̣ͫ̒ͬͭ͋͑̂̎͑͡.̵̧̫̦̲̙͖̱̜̟͈̱̦̲̦̦͍̹͕ͮͯ̅ͧ̄ͨ͋͌ͦ́ͪͭ̄͑ͩ̎̈́̌ͅVͯ̾͊ͬ҉̦̘̥͍̘̭͖͖͇̘́a̷̡̠͎̦̱͇̭͖͖̖̻̘͑̽̑̅̉̽̍̾ͦ͐̋̉́͘͢l̴̶̘̲̩͚̤̖̫̺͖̬̟̣͑ͮ͆ͦ̿̆ͬ͠ȩ̴̠̜̺̤̳͔͉̠͔̗ͪ̽͑̒ͧ̀ͮ͌̈ͪ̑̚̕͝n̴̡̟̥̱̣̟̦̩̰̦̜̝̭̝̫͖ͯ̑̃̇ͥͪ̊̅͐́̀̓t̡̥̠͓͍͇͍̣̺̳͇̫͚͖̬̬̬ͮ̿̋͒͑͐ͦ̚ị̸̞͈͍̬͎͎̲̗̠͍̱̝̘̱̿ͤ̾ͣͦͤͯ̅̅̊̋̒̂̓̀̓̀̊͆͞n̸͕͙̹ͭͩ̓ͭ̎͐̏̐̇̆͊ͪ̇͝͠e̛̪͓͙̩͖̙̯͍͚̲̖̖͉̳͖͕̬ͨͦ̉̽͢ͅ.͉̲͎̤͓͇̩͙͎̇̽̉́̾̈́͆̀͠

"…"

"You’re aware there are better ways to spend your time than with me, yes? Preferably with a partner more your type.”

C̸͑̐́oͩ̑̃́m̢̓́ͩ͂̔͒̑͟͏ë̓ͬͮ͑ ̡̿ͥ̉͌͌͏h̛ͤ͛̔̇̂̚͜e̛ͯ̍̒̀̌ͤ͠͞ŗ̀͆̾ͪ͂͝eͮͫ́͗ͯͯ͠,̷̐̏̓ͨ̀͜҉ ̸̉ͬ̃V̸ͪ̔ͤ̚a̢ͬ̋̇̽̂̀̂̿̀͝l̛̛ͤ҉é̴ͨ͒ͩ̿̓n̢ͯ̎̌̓͑̀̽̍t͒ͮ̿̎ͪ̏i̵̷̒ͧ̆͐̑̄̿̏n̎͋͛̏e̿ͥ͞͏͞.̌͋́͢ ̷̛ͧ̊ ̸̈͒̌ͪͨͩ̌̋̓̕

Oͤ͢ŗ̈ͦͮ̑̇ ̄͒̉͑̄ͤ͑͝I̛ͦ͐͂͞ ̔̌̊̉̾͗w̅i̵ͨl̒̓l̶ͤ̅͛̍̌̅̽̌́ ͌ͮ͑̃̀c̐ͩ̊̂̎́͠o̎ͩ̈̈́͠m̧̛ͧ͗̎̉͋̾ȅͭͣ͞ ̵̛̇̓ͬ̈t̒ͯͨͣ͘͞͡o̢ͫͬ̋̓̃̓́̋̀͘ ̵̉ͩ̅͆̌͆͛yͭ͊͆ͫͨo̶͛ͣ̀u̸ͮͬ̏ͯ͂͊͆ͯ̚.̊̓͑ͬ

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