August12014

Every once and a while, I look through the file of Fics I Should Write and go “…I want to share these with everyone.”

July312014
pseudonym-synonym:

Tiny sleepy Scavenger
Inspired by Bibliotecaria-D’s adorable fic, A Handful of Trouble
Warning: When reading the above fic, please take multiple breaks to roll around on the floor and squeal in joy. Failure to comply may result in repeated fatalities due to an overdose of cute

I may have just shrieked, “MY HEART” out loud.  But I will admit to nothing.

Thank youuuuuuuu. I don’t know what it is with people shoveling fanart on me lately, but this is something I’ll never get tired of.  TTuTT

pseudonym-synonym:

Tiny sleepy Scavenger

Inspired by Bibliotecaria-D’s adorable fic, A Handful of Trouble

Warning: When reading the above fic, please take multiple breaks to roll around on the floor and squeal in joy. Failure to comply may result in repeated fatalities due to an overdose of cute

I may have just shrieked, “MY HEART” out loud. But I will admit to nothing.

Thank youuuuuuuu. I don’t know what it is with people shoveling fanart on me lately, but this is something I’ll never get tired of. TTuTT

July302014

numptyspoon:

What if there’s a Decepticon Janitorial Division that are also inconveniently called the DJD and every so often their assignment list get’s mixed up with the Decepticon Justice Devisions and it all ends with the Janitors attempting torture murder and the Justice Division trying to figure out how to get rust stain out of a wall.

….I think I love this idea of yours, numptyspoon, and may want to take it into a nearby closet to make little fic babies by [contents edited for authorial sexual TMI]

July292014

Lipstick Challenge 2014: #4

They saw it on a passing broadcast from somewhere they were running through because a Scavenger’s life consisted mostly of running from angry authorities they didn’t agree on the authority of. They mostly respected the authority of Krok. If Krok said they needed to be locked up, they’d whine and complain and sulk as they let him. They weren’t going to let these guys lock them up.

Station security didn’t have enough authority for them.

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July282014

messatine:

[muffled sound of four other djd nerds in the mid-distance]

bibliotecaria-d sent me a kind message and im a giant flustered butt when it comes to things in my inbox, so i drew aggressively-festive kaon a la his tiny dial-up counterpart in domestic electronics. i recently lost all my teeth in the process of reading that ridiculously cute fic and have resigned myself to a life of tofu.

here’s the gif on imgur if it isn’t working! im a massive dweeb im sorry (シ_ _)シ

OwO Guys. Guys, look at the shiny. He’s cosplaying as an electrodomestic! I have no idea what to say to this besides thank you.

10PM

Transformers: Gone Fishing (Pt. 12)

Title: Gone Fishing
Warning: Seduction, awkward social issues, weird power issues, dubcon?
Rating: R
Continuity: IDW
Characters: Nautilator/D.J.D., Overlord/Nautilator
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors, nor does it make a profit from the play.
Motivation (Prompt): In the More Than Meets The Eye comic, there exists a Seacon with the voice of Megatron, and a group of sadistic murderers who idolize all things Megatron. Naturally, they have to cross paths. Prompts written for Candy From Strangers have finally been separated out here.


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Part 12: Overlord didn’t expect what Swindle sold him.
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12PM

Commission List (Update)

1. Coming to Terms, Pt. 28/9? (Depends on how long they end up being, but I’m saying two parts ‘cause I don’t generally put word limits on fic continuation. Commissioned by Jeegoo.)

2. Rent to Own, Pt. 2 (Commissioned by Surefall)

3 Storm Shelter, Pt. 3 (Commissioned by Raditz Wyvern)

4. White Lies, Pt. 4 (Commission by Vintage-Mechanic)

5. Return of asexual Fulcrum (commissioned by Realityphobia)

6. Caught in Traffic, Pt. 5 (commissioned by Chibiveneficus)

7. Anonymous private commission for someone special oh ho ho

8. Your name here?

July272014

Transformers: Candy From Strangers (Pt. 24)

Wherein this author took Transformers prompt-challenges like, well, you know.

Title: Candy From Strangers, Pt. 24
Warning: Is “all of them” an option? There’s a bunch of little ficlets in this one, and they’re all over the place. Spanking, a whole list of TMI questions, pain and torture.
Rating: R
Continuity: G1, IDW
Characters: All of them.
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors, nor does it make a profit from the play.
Motivation (Prompt): So many Tumblr memes. SO MANY.


Part 24: Spanking, far too much intimate information about everyone, the Constructicons are unhelpful, Grimlock’s kinky adventures, and extreme BDSM

10AM

Somebody write a fic where Sunstreaker is so angry and bitter and hateful because he loves out how he looks

but he’s had millions of years of catcalls, street harassment, and people feeling entitled to his body behind him.

He’s had to cut so many people off at the knees for assuming his frametype exists to please them. So many conversations start with ‘hi’ and go straight to ‘we should frag LOL’ that he’s stopped wanting to have any sort of civil conversation with anyone because he already knows how it’ll go. He’s so obsessive about his finish because he’s had so many handprints on his aft and scuff marks on his hood from people who laugh and tell him it’s a compliment. Any he hates everyone because he’s had to explain his reasons it isn’t right again

and again
and again
and again

and yet there’s always 50 more mechs on the sidelines who see him sneer at some glitch who completely misses that his optics are up here, thank you very much. And their response? “Not all mechs” are like that.

Yeah, well, Sunstreaker’s had millions of years of looking for the mechs who aren’t like that, and watching people give the mechs who are a free pass. He’s going to be absurdly proud of his looks to reclaim them from all the things that’ve tried to take it away and tell him they don’t belong to him, they belong to the mechs who view him as an object instead of a person.

Sunstreaker has zero frags left to give for everyone else, because everyone else is his enemy. They won’t respect him, so he’ll sneer back at them.

Somebody write me that Sunstreaker.

July262014

Transformers: Candy From Strangers (Pt. 23)

Title: Candy From Strangers, Pt. 23
Warning: Spoilers for RiD and MTMTE, probably. Attempted rape, torture, secondhand embarrassment, BDSM.
Rating: R
Continuity: G1, IDW, Kre-O
Characters: Prowl, Constructicons, Overlord, Fortress Maximus, D.J.D., Scavengers, Megatron, Drift, Rodimus, Starscream, Soundwave.
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors.
Motivation (Prompt): Tumblr mayhem and madness, plus commissions.

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Pt. 23: The Constructicons don’t understand consent, Overlord is still scary, how the D.J.D. work, variations on Starscream and Soundwave’s beginnings.
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Thank you, Baiku!

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