August292014

londonprophecy:

trailbreakerofficial:

sziondaisy:

londonprophecy:

trailbreakerofficial:

Tbh Trailcutter was probably really drunk when he died. That’s not a joke, he probably was.

Teebs was probably so drunk when the DJD turned up he probably offered to buy them a drink

This is my favourite image

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There is no way this did not happen

Tarn killed many many many mechs in his time but he’s never turned up to massacre and a mech insisted on buying him a drink

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August282014

Transformers: Call of Duty (Pt. 1)

Whatever happened to the most famous pornstar of Cybertron?

Title: Call of Duty
Warning: Porn and pornstars. Power imbalance? Fantasies and libidos spinning out of control.
Rating: NC-17
Continuity: G1
Characters: Soundwave, Megatron, Onslaught, Jazz, Hound
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors.
Motivation (Prompt): NK won the fic/art commission auction, and she gave us a kinkmeme prompt (http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/10462.html?thread=9152990#t9152990). Basically, whatever happened to the pornstars of Cybertron?

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Part One: As Seen On TV
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6AM
August222014
shibara:

Because @bibliotecaria-d won a silly little contest and claimed as a prize this image made with transformers: 

And since jenga is pretty much canon, Scavvies it is ’ u ‘/

shibara:

Because @bibliotecaria-d won a silly little contest and claimed as a prize this image made with transformers: 

And since jenga is pretty much canon, Scavvies it is ’ u ‘/

August172014

Transformers: Candy From Strangers (Pt. 25)

Title: Candy From Strangers, Pt. 25
Warning: Spoilers for MTMTE and RiD. Trying to explain an annoyingly stereotypical human design on Transformers, getting turned on, and sexual harassment as done by mostly benign Decepticons.
Rating: PG-13
Continuity: G1, IDW
Characters: Nautica, Brainstorm, Rung, Megatron, Fulcrum, Misfire, Krok, Crankcase, Spinister, Grimlock, Perceptor, Wheeljack, Skyfire.
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors.
Motivation (Prompt): Lipstick Challenge 2014 and a couple commissions.


Pt. 25: Explaining why only the femmes have lipstick, return of Fulcrum’s disinterest in doing Misfire (or anyone), and Perceptor has a crush.

9AM

Commission List (Closed)

1. Coming to Terms, Pt. 28/9? (Depends on how long they end up being, but I’m saying two parts ‘cause I don’t generally put word limits on fic continuation. Commissioned by Jeegoo.)

2. Rent to Own, Pt. 2 (Commissioned by Surefall)

3 Storm Shelter, Pt. 3 (Commissioned by Raditz Wyvern)

4. White Lies, Pt. 4 (Commission by Vintage-Mechanic)

5. Caught in Traffic, Pt. 5 (commissioned by Chibiveneficus)

6. Domestic Electronics, or Megatron calls upon Joe’s D.J.D. (Commissioned by Scraplet)

7. The thing with the Constructicons and Prowl’s in there somewhere. (Commissioned by Pseudonym-Synonym)

August142014

Transformers: Score One

Title: Score One
Warning: G1 ridiculousness and violence; Autobots manipulating human preconceived ideas; Decepticons being Decepticons at each other. Lots of references to sticky type sex and equipment.
Rating: PG-13
Continuity: G1
Characters: Megatron, Starscream, Shockwave, Soundwave
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors.
Motivation (Prompt): Commission for Anonymous from a kinkmeme prompt: http://tfanonkink.livejournal.com/11776.html?thread=11975936#t11975936

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“The Decepticons laid their last bets and staked out the door, waiting to verify the final score.”

August92014

Anonymous said: What would be the ultimate main team of a Transformers show for you? Pick five-seven robots from any continuity - only one rule is that there must be an Optimus to lead.

Y’know, I can honestly say I have never thought about this.  And I can’t really make it gel in my head, so I’m just gonna wing it.

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August42014

Transformers: Me Megatron

Title: Me Megatron
Warning: Death, torture, rape, slavery - all within a setting where Decepticons commonly accept it.
Rating: NC-17
Continuity: G1, AU of the episode Desertion of the Dinobots
Characters: Grimlock, Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave
Disclaimer: The theatre doesn’t own the script or actors.
Motivation (Prompt): Commissioned by anonymous as a gift for Eisee Doesit. People giving each other fics is the cutest thing.


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The moral of the story is this: be careful who you reprogram as a Decepticon loyalist, because loyal to a Cause doesn’t mean loyal to you.
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August32014
pseudonym-synonym:

Another bunch of sleepy, tiny Constructicons inspired by Bibliotecaria-D’s fic, A Handful of Trouble

Can you hear me shrieking?  CAN YOU HEAR ME??  That high-pitched ‘eeeee’ noise is coming from my direction in case you were wondering.  Thank you so much!

pseudonym-synonym:

Another bunch of sleepy, tiny Constructicons inspired by Bibliotecaria-D’s fic, A Handful of Trouble

Can you hear me shrieking? CAN YOU HEAR ME?? That high-pitched ‘eeeee’ noise is coming from my direction in case you were wondering. Thank you so much!

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